Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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