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I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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