he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Alive.
So much puke
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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