Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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