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Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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