i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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