So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
