I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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