come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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