I need help removing her.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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