and i looked up. we had an audience...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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