pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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