She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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