Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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