After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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