some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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