Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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