IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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