if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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