I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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