cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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