so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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