I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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