I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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