if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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