just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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