His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
