Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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