69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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