You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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