no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize