Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Is Oprah even human
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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