no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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