Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Duck Duck Cougar?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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