Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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