Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Text me some of your sweat
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