the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
