I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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