I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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