After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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