if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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