Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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