thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
ugly people sure do ruin things
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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