small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
How naked do you want me to be?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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