I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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