Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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