im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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