SEEEEXXX PLEASE
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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