Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
barbara walters just said penis...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Pants are for mortals
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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