I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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