Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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