It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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