I think my vagina is haunted
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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