You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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