Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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