we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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