I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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