i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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