if i can run in heels then i can drive
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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