if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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